This is where all awesome things eventually turn up

 

luxeware:

Lucy Liu is 45…let that sink in

That’s the way it works with Chinese women. They stay the same for about fifty years the bam menopause and they shrink by two feet

luxeware:

Lucy Liu is 45…let that sink in

That’s the way it works with Chinese women. They stay the same for about fifty years the bam menopause and they shrink by two feet

sniffing:

when you hear someone talking bad about something you like

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Is that Turk Malloy from Oceans 11???

Only 90’s kids will get this: inability to advance in any career due to economic downturn coupled with high boomer population refusing to retire.

nobodylovesringostarr:

nobodylovesringostarr:

Harry Potter AU instead of sorting hat, McGonnagal plays Lady Marmalade and see if the kid is lipsynching to Christina, Mya, Pink or Lil Kim 

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Christina…So wait does that make me a Slytherin?

The best piece of advice I can give when the real world closes in around you: breathe deep, eat chocolate and find a quiet place to rock out to a power ballad.
Listen to some Journey or Five for Fighting. It puts things in perspective.